Who in this "economy" is not looking for a little more green in their wallets? Talk about a cliche'! I am sick to death of the housing market, sick of my hubby's pathetic paycheck and sick of being in debt. How do I cure these blues? (oh so much fun with color this morning!) Well, aside from all things practical...I did get a job, it just hasn't started yet and I am completing my Masters in the fall. So in the meantime I find interesting ways to make ends meet.
1. I farm out my husband as a "model" ( I know, kind of like Kramer modeling underwear.) Kevin is a character and has a "look" apparently, so why not take advantage of it? He has a billboard somewhere in Seattle where he is dressed up as a doctor selling insurance. Whatever works. Currently I am trying to get him on game shows. Being a teacher he has had to miss some great castings. Not even sure if he enjoys it...that is me, always trying to get him his 15 seconds of fame. But it's fun, for me!
2. Got 3 kids. Cute enough, hell, they can model too! My 3 kids have modeling contracts...sounds super-pageant Mommy. NOT. They model for a company where I take the pics (I am a photographer) and we get paid in clothes. Perfect for this family and no creepiness involved. They just got in, so I will let you know if it really works out. My 3 year old has another contract through a real agency but has yet to get a decent casting. Doubt he could sit still for 30 seconds to even get a photo. Maybe is they were doing a shoot for candy and needing hyper-active kiddos!
3. A.Get husband enlisted in the Navy. This one is not working so well as my "better half" is not so game on my new idea. I want all the groovy benefits, free housing and more. B. Get husband teaching for Dept of defense...this one may have legs. They pay WAY more for teaching than regular schools and they pay to move us and house us. I am IN, baby! I would honestly move anywhere as I am up for a new adventure.
4. I am going back and forth between buying lottery tickets and robbing a bank. I have a sinking suspicion that neither will bode well....so much for trying!
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